Friday, 25 May 2007

That threesome question

I don't believe sexual fantasies should be discussed since it almost certainly guarantees they will never happen. Fantasies are fantasies because they tend to transpire when you least expect it and that, in part, is what makes them horny. None of this has occurred to a large proportion of men who seem to want to unburden themselves of their 'naughty thoughts' almost as soon as they meet you. Most often it's the same thought: a threesome with two girls which they'll tell you about in a tone not unlike a two-year old seeing snow for the very first time.

If this sounds like someone you know it may be worth reminding them that people have been fucking for thousands of years so any desire to share their thoughts with you should be tempered by this knowledge.

Ladies should note however that the quickest way to silence a date who chooses to introduce his two girl fantasy into what has so far been a pleasant dinner is to simply say "I much prefer two men" and smile enigmatically. No further discussion is needed since at that point, your date is likely to suddenly find his plate of great interest. The truth is that while the majority of men think a cast of two females is the norm in this particular ensemble, the idea that you would want to substitute one female for an additional male co-star is simply, well, a fantasy too far.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a relatively inexperienced man, I am fascinated by the idea of MFM threesomes. The idea of having two women is a bit frightening to be honest: I'm sure they'd find each other more interesting/exciting than me! For me the idea of a woman pleasuring more than one man at a time is an expression of her power.

Ms Robinson said...

Being a man's woman Ms R prefers 2M 1F as it is the most attention a woman can get.

Freddy said...

There's an issue of the sexuality of the participants surely?
MMF with two straight men is not the same as MMF with two bisexual men, and there is a huge range of bisexuality to consider from curious to committed.
Similarly MFF with both women focussed totally on the man would be a lot to handle, but MFF with each participant taking it in turns to be the centre of attention...... that's the MFF I'd like, if ever that fantasy is fulfilled

probitionate said...

"Being a man's woman Ms R prefers 2M 1F as it is the most attention a woman can get."

Ah, but you're assuming that in the FMF situ, the activity is male-centric.

Taint necessarily so. Believe me, because in my triads, it most certainly isn't.

Sir Percy said...

the quickest way to silence a date who chooses to introduce his two girl fantasy into what has so far been a pleasant dinner is to simply say "I much prefer two men" and smile enigmatically.

If an interesting and worthwhile woman was to say that to me, I take it as a challenge.

I'd smile and say, "Well, your wish is my command, my dear" and call your bluff!

In my experience, not many women are brave enough to go through with a MMF threesome.

Ms Robinson said...

Sir Percy: Ms R adores them - in the right surroundings of course. There was one MMMF but strangely it was less erotic than the MMF's she has had.

My own experience Sir P is that many guys are terrified of anything other than FFM - but 2M1F is the natural order of things.

Ideally it would be very elegant and stylish to start with to up the erotic factor. Down market doesn't work.

Sir Percy said...

Ideally it would be very elegant and stylish to start with to up the erotic factor. Down market doesn't work.

Absolutely, because great sex is as much to do with what's going on in the mind as with the body.

There are enormous erotic possibilities with a third person of either sex.

Observing people having sex at close hand is an incredible voyeristic thrill rather than a challenge to one's masculinity.